
<p>God, Grant me the Eyes of an Eagle</p>
<p>The Judgements of an Owl</p>
<p>The Quickness of a Hummingbird</p>
<p>The Reflexes of a Cat</p>
<p>The Radar of a Cave Bat</p>
<p>The Heart of a Bull</p>
<p>And...</p>
<p>The Balls of A Kayaker.</p>
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<h2> <span style="font-size: 12.16px;">Kayaker’s Prayer</span></h2>
<p>Our sport which is on the ocean</p>
<p>Hallowed be thy name</p>
<p>Till kingdom come</p>
<p>The paddling will be done</p>
<p>On estuaries as it is on the ocean</p>
<p>Give us this day</p>
<p>Fair paddling weather</p>
<p>Forgive us our trespasses</p>
<p>As we forgive those bastards that want to sue us</p>
<p>Deliver us not into temptation to deck the sods</p>
<p>But deliver us from lawyers (and our homes too!)</p>
<p>For the ocean is the kingdom</p>
<p>The sweat and the tears</p>
<p>For ever and ever</p>
<p>Amen</p>
<p> </p>
<p>“Water is the first medicine. I am water. We are water.”, every pull of the paddle is a prayer.</p>