<p><strong>Bonanza!</strong><br /><br />We go to one of the quietest holiday locations of mankind shortly! No traffic noise, no yelling children in swimming pools - not even swimming pools!</p>
<p>Admittedly it is a naked dusty rock where we go. But the silence there will compensate for many regours of everyday life. Furthermore there is a positive side effect at our location: You will loose enormous weight leaving only a sixth of your initial heaviness.</p>
<p>Follow us to the remotest corners of the earth and space - as far as we know them.</p>
<p>Sincerely yours, NASA.</p>