<p>With the Windows gold edition, you will no longer change a light bulb, you simply declare the darkness as default!</p>
<p>Windows gold surprises with many additional features:</p>
<ul>
<li>User beta tester certificate printing</li>
<li>Home calls</li>
<li>Open backdoors for federal and NSA trojans</li>
<li>Virus supply ship facilities</li>
</ul>