<p>I want to sell my private Airbus A 320 Jet, as my pilot can is no longer willing to stand the everlasting children clamour. The plane contains 256 baby seats and one adult seat for Mr Thomas Gottschalk, our face of brand for HARIBO liquorice.<br /><br />Not a bailout, however a real special offer at 140 Million Euros. For theft protection, the aviator is noticable lacquered with my name (HARIBO = Hans Riegel, Bonn). For a small surcharge of 800,000 EUR it can easily be repainted.</p>
<p>Preferably a buyer with the same initials (i.e. Harry Richman, Botchworthington) is wanted, in this case repainting could be dropped.</p>